A boy is coming over to see Cousin Avery today, so Dad told Uncle Robert it would be a great idea if he babysits us.  He didn’t understand at first until Dad explained the plan.  Mom came into the room and said she smelled a set up but Dad distracted her by telling her he was taking her to dinner and a play tonight.  She went off to get our sleepover bags packed while they continued their chat.  Uncle Robert asked Dad if he thought the plan would work.  Dad told him not to worry, that we were better than a contraceptive and he could attest that as long as we were around, there would be no funny business going on. Whatever that means. Continue reading →